Friday, August 25, 2006

Hurray It's Friday!!

Well this is another Friday, and I'd like to close this week on a lighter mood, so enjoy these jokes.

The Silent Treatment

A man and his wife were having some problems at home and were giving each
other the silent treatment. Suddenly, the man realized that the next day,
he would need his wife to wake him at 5:00 AM for an early morning business flight.

Not wanting to be the first to break the silence (and LOSE), he wrote on a piece of paper,
"Please wake me at 5:00 AM " He left it where he knew she would find it.
The next morning, the man woke up, only to discover it was 9:00 AM
and he had missed his flight. Furious, he was about to go and
see why his wife hadn't wakened him, when he noticed a piece of paper by
the bed. The paper said, "It is 5:00 AM. Wake up."

Hehe! Know what?
Men are not equipped for these kind of contests.



WIFE VS. HUSBAND


A couple drove down a country road for several miles, not saying a word.
An earlier discussion had led to an argument and
neither of them wanted to concede their position.
As they passed a barnyard of mules, goats, and pigs,
the husband asked sarcastically, "Relatives of yours?"
"Yep," the wife replied, "in-laws"


CREATION


A man said to his wife one day, "I don't know how you can be
so stupid and so beautiful all at the same time.
" The wife responded, "Allow me to explain.
God made me beautiful so you would be attracted to me;
God made me stupid so I would be attracted to you!

Married Life Is Full Of Excitement!!! hehehe!!!!

Enjoy Your weekend!

11 comments:

jac said...

Hilarious ! The second one the most !!
LMAO.

Where you from ? Am from PHC.

samuru999 said...

Hi sweet Christabelle!
That was such a great ending to my
long week!
You really made me laugh so hard!
I loved it!
Thanks so much!
You have a great weekend my dear!

Oh, I showed your picture to my friend Melissa... and she also thinks you look a lot alike!
Well, I guess there are many faces
in the world that probably look very much alike.

starry nights said...

Thank you for sharing.made me laugh.

Keshi said...

LOl ur funny! :):)

Hey is that a pic of u? U LOOK LOVELY CHRIS!

Keshi.

anand said...

haha!
Thats funny...lol!
and its soo like me and my wife..this is exactly how we behave!

christabelle said...

Jac: thks for stopping by, I'm glad u liked the jokes. Well I'm from Imo State but residing in Lagos. Nice to meet u.

Margie: Oh I'm so glad to hear that, Yes I guess there r so many faces that luk alike, my regards to my luk alike, hehehe!
How was ur wkend?

Starry nites: thks, I'm glad to hear that.

Keshi: yeah, thats me, u really think I luk lovely? wow!! THANK YOU!!

Anand: I'm not surprised, infact I thot of u guys when I was writing that. YOu guys r a bunch, u know.

Keshi said...

ofcourse Chris! I love ur hairstyle...I so wanna do that some day..

Keshi.

Deepak Gopi said...

I found it very hillarious.I am gong to visit here always.

christabelle said...

Keshi: u love weaves and braids! good, I like them too, hope u get somebody to do it for u sometime dearie.

Deepak: thank you, i'm glad u enjoyed the jokes, will sure be glad to hv u back.

Orikinla Osinachi. said...

Married Life Is Full Of Excitement!!! hehehe!!!!

What a cliche!

When a man who claimed to be a "Christian" dumped his wife after 14 years of marriage in Nigeria and relocated to America and is now living with another woman who is being fooled to be his Green Card wife?

When my cousin was killed as her wicked husband kicked her in her belly whilst she was pregnant for him?

When a Nigerian pastor forced his Nigerian wife to give him blowjobs and even ejaculated inside her mouth?

When one brutish husband slammed the head of his wife against the wall and killed her in the presence of their children in Nigeria?

When another sick husband gave his wife black eye and bruises, because she said she had no strength to have sex at 2 a.m?

Should I continue?

Christabelle, personally I actually told God that I am tired of the evils of both men and women in this world and asked Him to take me back home to heaven if He has no other assignment for me to do. That was in July 2004 and that was how He favoured me and later put me online.

The evils of humans make me depressed. And like the comment I left on your latest post on the importance of time, I cannot hurt humans and hate to see other hurting others talkless of hurting me.

God bless.

Keshi said...

yep I luv em! They have such places here in Syd but I never tried it...should do some day :)

Keshi.